Posts Tagged ‘Stupidity’
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
Woody Allen
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.
Woody Allen
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen
You wouldn’t have won if we had beaten you.
Yogi Berra
If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Yogi Berra
If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll probably end up somewhere else.
Yogi Berra
If you’re feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.
Yogi Berra
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
Yogi Berra
50% of the putts that are left short don’t go in.
Yogi Berra