Posts Tagged ‘Insults’
If I found her floating in my pool, I’d punish my dog.
Yoko Ono
I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Woody Allen
If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.
Woody Allen
Dustin Farnum: "I’ve never been better! In the last act yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats."
Oliver Herford: "How clever of you to think of it."
O, she is the antidote to desire.
William Congreve
Men are apt to offend (’tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.
William Congreve
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble.
Sinclair Lewis
You take care and I hope I’ll run into you – when I’m driving.
Rodney Dangerfield
A committee is a creature with three or more legs and no brain.
Robert Heinlein
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Robert Heinlein
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
Robert Heinlein