Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
We were both in love with him…. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
Woody Allen
In those whom I like, I can find no common denominator; in those whom I love I can: they all make me laugh.
Wystan Hugh Auden
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
Wystan Hugh Auden
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.
William Hazlitt
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.
William Davis
People who are tremendously concerned about their identification, their individuality, their self-expression, or their sense of humor, always seem to be missing the very things they pursue.
Walter J. Lippmann
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Victor Hugo
Separated lovers cheat absence by a thousand fancies which have their own reality. They are prevented from seeing one another and they cannot write; nevertheless they find countless mysterious ways of corresponding, by sending each other the song of birds, the scent of flowers, the laughter of children, the light of the sun, the sighing of the wind, and the gleam of the stars-all the beauties of creation.
Victor Hugo